eBay My World: daddydeerist( 1255)

I'm a leggy blonde beach bunny from Malibu... NO! WAIT!! That's on another site. I'm a 57 yr old outdoorsman/humorist from Maine who hasn't ever grown up and I have references to prove that.

Antlers mostly, especially nontypicals. Baseball items. Occasionally I go to country auctions & lawn sales and buy God knows what...

Antlers, taxidermy, baseball stuff and blow-up dolls of Hillary Clinton. If she ever gets elected President I'll remove this before the guys with sunglasses & black ties arrive. Besides, I think she's kind of cute for an old lady, in a head up your pooper kind of way AND she has a brain.

Antlers, especially nontypicals, taxidermy, skulls, turtle shells, and hookers with a heart of gold.

Arabic, Bengali, Catalan, Chinese- Cantonese, Chinese- Mandarin, Dutch, English, Filipino, French, German, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Tamil, Vietnamese, I speak all languages through rude hand gestures.

Hunting, fishing, guns, country auctions. I'm occasionally known to mess with the minds of those that irritate me. Why do I do this? Because I can... and it amuses me to psychologically disturb persons who have only moderate intelligence yet think they're little bit better than everybody else. If I can send such persons into lifelong therapy, I consider it a dirty job that had to be done. I also occasionally like to beat the hell out of clowns... no particular reason...it's just recreation.

Movies fall into 3 categories: Mindless, Stupid & Fantasy. Folks need to get lives of their own & stop worshipping movie stars that snort coke & diddle whatever is still warm.

I'm out of touch. I don't know what is supposed to pass for music anymore. If God exists and is watching over us, I hope that the booming bass noise I hear at every intersection isn't all there is. I've found in my lifetime that folks with the worst taste in music feel the greatest obligation to share it.

My 83 yr old father is the most honorable man I've ever met. I've tried to emulate that. He told me as a young boy, Son, when you die you're gonna be dead for a long time. Don't ever give a jackass a chance to make you look bad! You can easily do that all by yourself. I've found that to be sound advice with the exception that occasionally a jackass needs to have the snot beat out of him.

I only got into this in 2005 because I shattered one of my legs. I was a long time off my feet and got really bored while recuperating. At the time I didn't even have an internet connection.

Paypal & occasionally money orders but only from trusted former customers.

I can often ship next day but allow myself 2-3 days because I work out of town and don't get home every night.

Varies depending on item. Acceptable unless stated otherwise.

emerryfield@tds.net