eBay My World: frivilousartifice( 262)

Busily weaving mi shattered dreams & muffled screams into some strange semblance of fore~gotton reality, hope to catch the lookseeloos peekaboo~ing between these broken beats... . . Buy me this! www.newscientist.com/article/dn15098

Clothing in many manners of alternative aesthetic, primarily neovictorian inspired items though also housewares and the occasional artpiece.

Intrigue me! Any odd day of the week may find my tastes cursively diverse... from tiffany lampshades & vintage lace to broken relics of yesteryear waste, even the most demure objets of obscure interest are sure to bring me seeking them here... . .

dust, treasures, tatters, trash, clutter, eyelashes & myriad other twinkling trinkets... when not out magpie~picking with friends in random antiquated corners, mind you.

English, beat~box,gibberish,mad poet,& baby drivel.

Lately I have focused astounding amounts of energy into fabric~ating... woe to the last dying throes of any social life, hurrah for your ailing closet!

Yes, I do favor books.

the brothers grim, the 'saw' series, moulin rouge, baron munchausen. a~typical freak fare ;)

from bluegrass to black metal, dub to jungle; all modes mastered to the highest degree of their method.

metalocalypse? hmm, toss heros into the mix as well. lost.

Dear frivilousartifice, Don't you worry about being reported for having someone bid on all your stuff to avoid selling it at the low bid price? Don't other writing back since I will not be answering any of your mail or opening it cheat!!!! - son_tree_unlimited Yeah, thanks for bidding on my stuff with no intent other than to block others, 'cheat'... mess with my listings and harass me... sorry I just don't 'get' why I should spend time worring about how much my art sells for, or whether anyone buys all my items... Should I worry about meddling idiots? How bout I stick to concerns like wherever shall I find the next hot stocking lace, or wondering about half the unfinished designing I have practically pouring from my mind... . .

Hello, I will be your semi~psychotic seamstress for to~day, my name is cybertronick Sewbot 1473 ;') No, seriously. This rampant madness began many moons ago, back before there were any 'cool' clothes in store, let alone anything fitting unto mi frail frame... I have been selling professionally for about 6 years now, from hardcore vintage re~creation theorist acting under an anti~mechanized twist, to avid costume and vintage fashion addict! I now live in unholy matrimony surgically attached to the love of my life and am possessed of undeniable urges to make the wearable art you see before you in my listings. Strange, but true! It could happen to you!!!

PLEASE READ! I WILL CONTINUE TO ACCEPT MULTIPLE FORMS OF PAYMENT AS LONG AS THESE ARE DISCUSSED PRIOR TO AUCTION CLOSURE... I HAVE HAD SOME NASTY EXPERIENCES WITH PAYPAL QUITE LATELY INVOLVING FAULTY INVOICES WHICH ONE CANNOT PAY THROUGH. DUE TO BOTH EBAY AND PAYPAY'S LACK OF 'RESPONSE~ABILITY' I HAVE OPENED A REVOLUTION MONEY EXCHANGE ACCOUNT AS A BACKUP INTERNET~FRIENDLY OPTION... . . SO GOOD LUCK FINDING THE OBJETS D'ART OF YOUR HEART'S DESIRE, & HAPPY BIDDING!

USPS. Seriously looking into more opportune options, and usually open to your preferences!

Occasionally, this happens. I'm very lenient, except when I smell bullshite. I am not in a position to gamble away any more of my time & efforts, & would in turn truly wish to knot waste yours!

frivilousartifice@gmail.com is a good way to find your way into my brain &/or heArt... . . One may also visit my crumbling humble collection of random 1t http://www.myspace.com/frivilousartifice or CottonCandie on Etsy.

I stay up till the wee hours singing & sewing to very random cacophony for your deviant delights. Occasionally i may be appeased with chocolate, though i do so prefer braiiiiins...

Never mind. Give it to someone else... someone whose doesn't have an R handy & waiting at the ready for their spelling convenience.