All About MeWhat everyone should know about me
In my business I have heard every stupid excuse known. I recoginize excuses as just that, excuses, NOT good reason. Don't waste them on me. Just fulfil your end of the bargin and we'll be just fine. Feed me a line of baloney...expect negative feedbac
Things I sell
Things I buy
Things I collect
Languages spoken:
English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Vietnamese, the unspoken language
InterestsHobbies
My wife,
football,
fast cars,
shooting,
football,
nihonto,
my wife,
Dim Mak,
Iaido,
football,
Taijiquan. Did I mention,
my wife? Favorite Books
Favorite Movies
Favorite Music/Bands
Beatles,
ZZ Top,
B.O.C.,
Rolling Stones,
Steppenwolf,
Dire Straits,
Queen,
Meatloaf,
acid/metal rock,
Janis Joplin,
old time rock,
soul,
country bluegrass. Want to know what I like? Sit down and jam with me! Favorite TV Shows
Advice....
Don't anger the short people. They'll break your knees so you see eye to eye with em! If you get in my sports car with me....pee before we take off. Spend the money to get quality! It cost's less in the long run. DO NOT DEAL WITH MOPAR_SUPERBIRD UNTIL YOU ASK ME ABOUT HIM!!!!
Business InformationHistory/background
Middle aged, unbelievably strong, hardest hitting, straight talking, straight shooting, no nonsense guy who gets his kicks from an ungodly fast sports car. Crazy about my wife. Always carries concealed. ALWAYS!! Dying to meet Steven Segal.
Payment policy
Sorry, I will never use PayPal again. Account has been hacked twice. Use it at your own risk. Check or money order. That's it. I assume you won't ship to me until the check clears so cash it fast.
Shipping information
Just ship it as fast as I paid you and we're gonna get along fine! COMMUNICATE!!! SEND ME THE SHIPPING INFO!!!!Communication and fast shipping are the difference between a so so sale, and a GREAT SALE! My feedback will illustrate that! And if you buy something from me, I will ship it the same day I get confirmed payment. I won't make you wait on your item. That's only fair. Please don't give me bogus excuse's. I've heard them all!
Return policy
DOG TAGS AROUND MY NECK. IF FOUND, RETURN TO THE ADDRESS SHOWN. JUST STUFF IN ANY MAILBOX! If you purchase something from me...3day return, you pay shipping and a small 10% restock. Thanks!
Contact information
Just write your name, address etc, on a hundred dollar bill and send it to me. JUST KIDDING...if there's a problem, e-mail me right away. Communicate! If you don't communicate...I don't know. My ESP powers are awful! Buxom women/cheerleaders/Angelina/ please contact me directly! :)
Life lessons.
It's short. Eat dessert first. Never assume. Be honest. Ship fast, make love slow. Knuckles heal faster than hurt feelings. Keep your friends close and your enemies BURIED DEEP. When you find that special person, tell them everyday...I appreciate you! Live each day like you might die tomorrow. MOST IMPORTANT ONE.....
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. The guy who said that had to be the smartest person who ever lived!
Favorite quote
Most football players are tempermental, that's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. by my favorite person,Doug Plank