eBay My World: jakisthecutest( 0 )

I am very awesome and I have a daughter named Jaki who is SOOOOOOOOO adorable you can't even imagine. I mean, if she was any more beautiful, I think she would have to be a statue. And by the way, this is deffinately not her. I mean... heh.

Bengali, Catalan, Italian, Russian, AMERICAN

Britney spears, paris hilton, christina aguilera, ashlee simpson, jessica simpson, gwen steffani, and frank sinatra. oh and willie nelson!

barney, the wiggles, gulla gulla island, and c-span.

not a whole lot.

I hail frome quebec, canada. my brother was a king and my dog was his wife. we lived in an igloo with my cousin maury povich and his wife conney chung. we all got along very well and ate whale blubber for dessert. yum! then she found her glass slipper and we lived happily ever after as a big ogre family in greeland. the.....end.

as much as i would like you to just give the boots to me, i will gladly trade any cattle or live stock of equal value. did i mention the igloo was on a farm? oh wait, you meant how should YOU pay ME? money, plz! or chuck e. cheese tokens are fine, too

parcels will be delivered by a small mexican woman named chihuaua. she will be traveling by donkey. the package should arrive within three months of purchase, depending on depth of travel.

you must pay for chihuaua's gas (aka donkey food) and her shelter costs for each night she is on the road. give her the package if you don't want it, and i'll take it back or whatever. chihuahua will stay at your home for one week after recieving your parcel. this time period is set in case you do not find yourself satisfied with the product.

i live in quebec in an igloo. figure it out. send a seal-o-gram. arf arf!

well, she just is. otaaaaay?

woopy goldberg, will smith, morgan freeman, forrest wittaker, halle berry, wayne brady, and oprah. and her friend, that one lady that drove with her across the country. yeah, that lady. you know who i'm talking about.

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