eBay My World: johnnylongballz( 82)

I am a volcano of passion, who's endless eruption and creative ejaculation may confuse or offend, always both entertain & compel. I don't want or need my face on a lunch box. I want my art to speak for itself & to be known simply as Johnny Longballz.

Art, Photography, Photo/Digital Art Infusions also per request: t-shirts & clothing, stickers, magnets, calenders, playing cards, clocks, greeting cards, wall clings, and more...

cds and dvds, lighting, menthol cigarettes, fruit, tacos, burgers, chicken, beer, herb, saki, pudding, gas, cookies, thongs

erotic jewelry, costumes and accessories, black lights, lava lamps, risque' statuettes and knick knacks, cock-rings

English, Body

nude and scantly clad erotic art and photography, sex and oral, photoshop, carpentry, sculpture, painting, drawing, snacking, games and challenges of any type, sports, tree-climbing, nude sun-tanning, watching science, ancient history, egyptian and alien documentaries, listing to music, taking nude pictues of my lady and also my cock and balls

not in this order necessarily: Rambo: First Blood Part 2, Jumper, Kung Fu Panda, Half Baked, Boondock Saints, 300, Finding Nemo, Remo Williams, Predator, Grandma's Boy, 40-Year Old Virgin, Zohan, Iron Man, Transformers, X-Men, Knocked Up, Hancock, Juno, Batman, Waterboy, Wedding Singer, Chuck and Larry, Bournes, Indiana Jones, Super Fuzz, Six String Samurai, Shrek, Yes Man

Nine Inch Nails, Prince, Tool, System of a Down, Outkast, Soil, Sevendust, Killswitch Engage, Justin Timberlake, Days of the New, Alice In Chains, occasional techno

not in this order necessarily: Seinfeld, Trailer Park Boys, Southpark, Man vs. Wild, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Conan O'Brian, Ninja Warrior, American Idol, Reno 911

Sex and the human body. especially all natural breasts with thick womanly voluptuous curves. all types of shapes, colors, and sizes, bald or bushy, are beautiful. you don't need botox or silicone, just maybe some lipstick and some heels ;)

Business started within last few years. Over 20 years art and photography experience.

Paypal Only

Ships To and From Florida

No Returns

Please email me at painnhine@msn.com with any questions, comments, suggestions, or whatever