'If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.' Whinnie the Pooh
'A few clouds make a beautiful sunset.'
'If you're not prepared to make yourself look stupid, nothing great will ever happen to you.'
'I tried to set my password to 'penis' but it said my password wasn't long enough. :('
'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe.' Albert Einstein
'There were so many fewer questions when stars were still just holes to Heaven.' Jack Johnson
'The world can't end today because it's already tomorrow in Australia.'
'Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs. What's wrong with that?' Paul McCartney