All About MeWhat everyone should know about me
Unbeknowst to the common public and unbeknowst to the government is a huge underground operation. The Mexico-Guatemala Shirt Smuggling Co. is an active movement ready to jump in and help promote global econmic anarchy. We offer free shipping too!!!
Things I sell
Things I buy
Things I collect
Languages spoken:
English, Rare backwoods native Amazonian dialects
InterestsFavorite Books
Favorite Music/Bands
Business InformationHistory/background
It was a dark and stormy night. The rains had not ceased for 57 business days. Monsoon had struck, but with it wiped our the entire economy of Guatemala- drowning crops and water-logging machinery. It was after the rains of 1997 that an organization of political and social reformers set out to repair the economy of Guatemala and started a movement to gain capital in the richest country in the world- the United States. Starting various underground companies, such as the Guatemala Underground Shirt Smuggling Co., the attempts became a huge success and the network grew as other countries secretly joined the organization, chiefly Mexico. Now that the economy of Guatemala has been restored, most of the businesses were ended in completion of their original goals. However, the M-G USS Co. has decided to stay operating to continue to serve the common trade of the American market.
Payment policy
Credit and Debit cards (hosted by PayPal) accepted.
Illegal buisness are hard to run these days by anything else.
Shipping information
Due to our huge wide-range network of connections in the United States, we are able to assist that all our shirts will be shipped FREE TO ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES!!!
Return policy
We guarantee that you won't get a defective shirt. In the tragic case that it somehow is, send it back to us, include an original four line poem and we'll happily send you a better one. (The poem is mandatory)
Contact information
Simply e-mail us at Mexico-Guatemalashirtsmuggling@hotmail.com
and we guarantee you will get a reply in English in the next few days.
How do I know this is quality illegal stuff?
You can complain on eBay if you don't like your experience with us, of course, but you also have Antonio Julio Juan Armstrong III
's word on it. And we feel that means a lot.
Why 'Guatemala' is spelt 'Guatemela'?
It keeps us off the radar from federal agents.