eBay My World: mike_1305( 5 )

I am a college student, either: 1. hunting for bargains 2. selling stuff for an extra buck 3. getting drunk...just kidding.

Stuff for my computarded family members! haha! Actually, things I would sell would probably be video games or old collectibles I would want to get rid of to lessen the pile of crap in my closet.

Severed fingers, baseball cards, techno CD's from the mid 80's, empty pill bottles, wedges of cheese from southern europe, and my neighbor's pets.

English, German, Pig Latin

Abducting squirrels, doing donuts in my SUV, punching small children and the elderly, chopping down trees, and playing poker.

Wolfmother, ACDC, Metallica, etc

24, Prison Break, Family Guy, King of the Hill, South Park, SportsCenter

I have been in the business world since 3rd grade when I pimped out my younger sister to all the Kindergarteners. I learned alot about time management, evading the law, different forms of weaponry, and how to sag my pants and properly sport a pimp cane.

Money is nice, but I would accept your hot daughter as a form of payment.

I live in California.