eBay My World: peedee5( 781)

HI...My name is Peedee Dog and I watch the humans while they are on Ebay buying and selling stuff! They have even bought things for me!! I look real sharp wearing the amish made black leather collar they put around my neck!

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Greeting guests at the front door, digging holes in the back yard and not getting caught, barking at the neighborhood cats, chasing birds or yard rodents and napping on the living room furniture or beds while the humans are gone from the house!

The neighbor cats bother me...They are always in my yard looking at my stuff. That black one just stands up to me, the gray one hisses at me and the orange tabby runs really fast and jumps over the fence! They really bother me!! Sometimes the BIG dogs next door bother me...But, that's another story!

I, Peedee Dog, was born in California and was moved to Oregon when I was about 1 year old. I am now 13 years old. My owners got me at the doggie pound (gosh, I hated that place) and they just LOVE ME...Well, Except for the time I chewed on the antique table leg. I swear that table leg was just standing there, by the heater vent and looked so inviting!! Who knew it was an antique stick!! Oh, then there was the time I got up on the end table and drank their drinks-Gosh, I was thirsty from lazing around all day!

I prefer to do my outside business on the grass, trees or bushes. However, I love it when my owners take me for a walk on the PAVEMENT! When walking on the pavement, my feet don't get dirt or mud on my cute white paws. I hate having my feet washed if their dirty. I hate even more having my nails trimmed by the VET GUY! That's why I love walking on the PAVEMENT...it keeps my toe nails worn down, so I don't have to go to that VET GUY! :0 MY! The heading says PAYMENT...not PAVEMENT..Opps-Sorry! :)

You can ship me anything doggie related!

HEY...if you ship me something, you think I am going to return it??

Just mail me something addressed to Peedee Dog in Oregon. The post office people know me.

Lately, What is a concern for me is that recently the human people are calling me STINKY. Hey, my name is Peedee....NOT stinky!! Are they referring to my bad breath, my ocassional passing of gas or even worse...the way I smell!!! The last time they kept calling me STINKY...I GOT A BATH!!! NO...I DON'T WANT A BATH!!! HELP-HELP-HELP ME!!!

I am concerned because my owners are now calling me Old Man. Those humans look at me and say things like: He's got more white hair around his nose and ears or his tan spots are not as crisp in color as they used to be or even worse: looks like old Peedee Dog has packed on some pounds. What does all that MEAN???