eBay My World: sassycajun10( 1155)

Sumtimes I'm a whisper.Sumtimes I'm a scream.But you wouldn't want me any other way. </3~~~The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open~~~</3

Some-things old, Some-things new. Some-things for everyone.

Some-things for my boys, Some-things for me. But mostly things I can't find for a lower price here.

bad luck, the wrong men, and broken hearts.

English, Spanish, stupidbiatch

I have no life except for work and the gym.I am a single mother of 2 kids with no support from my ex-husband and sperm donor, better known as The Butthead.But, IF I did have a life, I love ridng to nowhere or never, never land on the Harley, Playing in my swapped 93honda vtec hatch with the lambo doors, listening to the sounds on Lake Okeechobee and all the dreams floating in the water, camping with friends, and a good mojito with even better company.

Anything O'Reilly and Suze Orman, The Millionaire Next Door, The Christmas Box, Madonna's childrens books, Why Men Love Bitches, I Will Teach You to Be Rich

Hope Floats, Napolean Dynamite, An Officer and a Gentleman, Good Will Hunting, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, St. Elmos Fire, Legally Blonde, Joy Ride, Something about Mary, Along Came Polly, The Godfather movies, Unfaithful, Pretty Woman, The Notebook, The Last Castle

Madonna, Gretchen Wilson, 2Live Crew, J-Lo, Gwen Stefani, Nickelback, Avril, Mary J. Blige, any and all booty bass/freestyle from the 80's

Kendra, No Reservations w/Anthony Bourdain, Dirty Jobs, Bizarre Foods, The Girls Next Door, Sex and The City, The Real Housewives of OC, Janice Dickinson Modeling, Americas Next Top Model, House, Law and Order, The Closer, Seinfield, Spongebob, Family Guy, Talk Sex w/Sue, Millionaire Matchmaker, Saving Grace, O'Reilly Factor, Cheaters, Cops, Keeping up with the Kardashians

Chicks with sandals and unmanicured feet, Guys with hair growing down the back of their neck, Chiks that use guys to get what they want,Guys that run from themselves and kill everyone in their path, Whiney chiks, LIARS, people who think they know more than the encyclopedia brittanica, foreigners that think I should speak their language in my country, Managers who discipline their staff in front of everyone, chiks with thongs hanging out the top of their pants better just don't wear panties =p

I started selling on Ebay years ago to make money to buy other things I wanted or needed. Now I sell to help me afford a better education in the Catholic schools for my kids,so every cent helps!

I choose to only accept Paypal.

I usually ship a few times a week,but always on Saturdays for sure.I ship right from home and use online postage with USPS through Paypal, makes life much easier =)

Please contact me if there is something wrong. I usually do not accept returns, unless it is my fault in the description. Otherwise it is the buyers responisbility to READ the entire description and ask questions if they have any doubts, don't just assume. Bad for me, even worse for you.

plane,train,automobile,boat,truck,harley,crotch rocket,canoe, smoke signals,messenger bird,windtalker =)

Trojan vibrating touch, Geico husband/wife surprise!!, Credit Report song guys, Kia Soul with the hamsters driving(but I still wouldn't buy a KIA)

Please don't make a purchase from me if you are a professional bitcher and moaner and/or expect to blink like Jeannie in the big pink bottle and have your purchase in front of you. I have no time for playing games with those who just will never be happy about anything, and you know if your that person.