All About MeWhat everyone should know about me
Sumtimes I'm a whisper.Sumtimes I'm a scream.But you wouldn't want me any other way.
</3~~~The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open~~~</3
Things I sell
Things I buy
Things I collect
Languages spoken:
English, Spanish, stupidbiatch
InterestsHobbies
Favorite Books
Favorite Movies
Hope Floats,
Napolean Dynamite,
An Officer and a Gentleman,
Good Will Hunting,
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle,
St. Elmos Fire,
Legally Blonde,
Joy Ride,
Something about Mary,
Along Came Polly,
The Godfather movies,
Unfaithful,
Pretty Woman,
The Notebook,
The Last Castle Favorite Music/Bands
Favorite TV Shows
Kendra,
No Reservations w/Anthony Bourdain,
Dirty Jobs,
Bizarre Foods,
The Girls Next Door,
Sex and The City,
The Real Housewives of OC,
Janice Dickinson Modeling,
Americas Next Top Model,
House,
Law and Order,
The Closer,
Seinfield,
Spongebob,
Family Guy,
Talk Sex w/Sue,
Millionaire Matchmaker,
Saving Grace,
O'Reilly Factor,
Cheaters,
Cops,
Keeping up with the Kardashians Pet Peeves
Chicks with sandals and unmanicured feet, Guys with hair growing down the back of their neck, Chiks that use guys to get what they want,Guys that run from themselves and kill everyone in their path, Whiney chiks, LIARS, people who think they know more than the encyclopedia brittanica, foreigners that think I should speak their language in my country, Managers who discipline their staff in front of everyone, chiks with thongs hanging out the top of their pants better just don't wear panties =p
Business InformationHistory/background
I started selling on Ebay years ago to make money to buy other things I wanted or needed. Now I sell to help me afford a better education in the Catholic schools for my kids,so every cent helps!
Payment policy
I choose to only accept Paypal.
Shipping information
I usually ship a few times a week,but always on Saturdays for sure.I ship right from home and use online postage with USPS through Paypal, makes life much easier =)
Return policy
Please contact me if there is something wrong. I usually do not accept returns, unless it is my fault in the description. Otherwise it is the buyers responisbility to READ the entire description and ask questions if they have any doubts, don't just assume. Bad for me, even worse for you.
Contact information
plane,train,automobile,boat,truck,harley,crotch rocket,canoe, smoke signals,messenger bird,windtalker =)
Favorite Commercials
Trojan vibrating touch, Geico husband/wife surprise!!, Credit Report song guys, Kia Soul with the hamsters driving(but I still wouldn't buy a KIA)
Bitch and Moan
Please don't make a purchase from me if you are a professional bitcher and moaner and/or expect to blink like Jeannie in the big pink bottle and have your purchase in front of you. I have no time for playing games with those who just will never be happy about anything, and you know if your that person.