All About MeWhat everyone should know about me
We are a family operated, full-time business, specializing in quality salvaged freight merchandise.
We SHIP FAST! Same day when possible. We never charge handling fees or outrageous shipping charges.
Things I sell
Things I buy
Things I collect
Languages spoken:
English
InterestsFavorite Music/Bands
Favorite TV Shows
Business InformationHistory/background
We are a reseller of salvaged freight. Please feel free to make suggestions or comments and help us better serve you. If there is a shipping option you wish us to consider for an item your interested in, please ask. We want your shopping experience to be as pleasurable as possible.
Payment policy
Paypal and Propay are both accepted. Credit Card buyers please use Propay.
Shipping information
We currently no longer ship outside the United States due to a problem with our post office stealing ALL of our uninsured international shipments. We are currently working with a postal inspector to locate the culprit. Once this is resolved we may choose to resume international shipping, however we are not able to determine how long this will take. If you believe your shipment is one of the lost/stolen shipments, PLEASE contact us and we will work with you to get your money refunded.
Return policy
Our return policy varies according to the type of merchandise, but we always strive to be fair and to see things from the buyers perspective. Before opening a dispute, please give us a chance to resolve your specific issue via the eBay messaging system.
Contact information
Absolute Absurdities
10900 Bales Ave
Kansas City, MO 64137-2102
absoluteabsurdities@kc.rr.com