All About MeWhat everyone should know about me
A new source of LIFE!
That's what e-bay means to me. As a budding young American capitalist I've found that there is little opportunity for someone who is broke to make money. That's why I'll be auctioning off everything I can lay my hands on.
Things I sell
Art,
antiques,
electronics,
building materials,
shipping supplies,
tools,
books,
furniture,
games,
toilet paper,
carpet fuzz...
ANYTHING. Things I buy
Things I collect
Languages spoken:
English, Spanish, Pig Latin
InterestsHobbies
Favorite Books
Favorite Movies
Favorite Music/Bands
Favorite TV Shows
I'm Great With Pets!
I love cats. And ferrets. And Meerkats like on Meerkat Manor
Business InformationHistory/background
BROKEASS EX-COLLEGE STUDENT. NOW A BROKEASS BUILDER.
Payment policy
Paypal is by far the easiest way to buy and sell on e-bay. Your other primative purchasing methods will only piss me off when I have to wait around to make sure you're not screwing me out of the money you KNOW I deserve.
Shipping information
I like shipping flat rate priority because it's cheaper and easier than most other options.
Return policy
I will exchange damaged or defective items for the same item only within the first 14 days of shipment. If I think you're trying to scam me then I'll be sending you a live and vicious creature (probably a badger) direct to your front door EXPRESS MAIL!
Contact information
EMAIL ME AT -- therealpigbenis@gmail.com
For you non-readers that's; the real pig benis @gmail.com