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In 1995, I suffered multiple strokes of genius and I was left unable not to speak -- Top Pun was born. Top Pun (it's just, my 'pun name') is the 'Top Gun' of the peace business, always looking for the perfect takeoff and a peace of the action.

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Some claim that puns are the lowest form of comedy. Dan, rather, says, Guns are the lowest form of community. Choose your weepin'! I prefer to hit 'em in the groan. Though puns and untrained minds can produce a 'Not see,' puns and arms go hand in hand when used as a righting instrument. Mixing puns with peace work puts you in the dis'armament business; and though rhyme doesn't pay, the prophets are good. With puns, and sharing a little peace of mine, we can realize that one side fits all. In truth, it's guns that have too 'meanings' for the price of won. Sometimes it takes everything we've got to see the blight (as they say, 'sinner takes all'). While some may feel it's an impossible play on wars (a mortality play for sure), all it takes is a sick sense (no relation to paranormal parents). Let's have some serious fun (a free for all). Justice is no yoke. Think good that the pun is mightier than the sword! Dan Rutt, alias 'Top Pun' (its just, my pun name), Soul Proprietor, TopPun.com

I am a paronomasiac committed to peace and justice, an example of puns gone good. I founded TopPun.com to assure double meaning full work, combining serious social action with playful irreverence. By sharing a little peace of mine, I can fulfill my mission: to maximize prophets! Due the write thing! (though some say it's just a phrase I'm going through). I currently live in Toledo, Ohio, USA, Planet Earth (at least most of the time). I believe that there are only two mistakes that you can make in life: 1) taking life too seriously, and 2) not taking life seriously enough. In this vein (it's a work of heart), I seek to make light of war (because its dark is worse than its light). I am inspired by the song Guantanamera, particularly by the phrase, 'With the poor people of this earth, I want to share my lot.' Ultimately, I believe that we all share one fate; but until then, I'll take the preferential option for the poor and disenfranchised. Please enjoy my designs!