I believe that Elvis and Bigfoot live on Venus in a small condo
where they raise petunias and have a pet Chupacabra named Lenny.
That they often visit earth to shop at K-Mart for new tire sandals
and Bermuda shorts.
I believe the Three Stooges were serious dramatic actors who were
never given the opportunity to do the classics. Shemp would have
made a magnificent Mercutio. A plague o' both your houses. Meep!
Meep! Meep! Meep! -- kicks nearby bucket and dies.
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I never dated Elizabeth Taylor. I don't have a billion dollars. I never managed to get around to climbing the earth's highest peaks or winning any Olympic gold medals. I've never performed open heart surgery or attempted cat burglary. I can't open beer bottles with my teeth and I have never been the same since Liberace died.