I believe that Elvis and Bigfoot live on Venus in a small condo
where they raise petunias and have a pet Chupacabra named Lenny.
That they often visit earth to shop at K-Mart for new tire sandals
and Bermuda shorts.
I believe the Three Stooges were serious dramatic actors who were
never given the opportunity to do the classics. Shemp would have
made a magnificent Mercutio. A plague o' both your houses. Meep!
Meep! Meep! Meep!