All About MeWhat everyone should know about me
Old & Cranky. Ugly & fat. Mean & nasty. Grumpy with bushy eyebrows and hair growing out of my ears.
An all around pleasant chap!
Things I sell
Things I buy
Things I collect
Languages spoken:
English, Texanese
InterestsHobbies
Favorite Books
Favorite Movies
Favorite Music/Bands
Favorite TV Shows
Charity
Please send all donations to me, .... er .... the HILLIGAN RELIEF FUND! I promise I won't waste it any worse than the gummint. Uh, ... I mean, your money will be well spent. I will build roads to nowhere, send money to every illegal alien I can find, give tax breaks to the rich, and support the dregs of society so that they never need become a useful members of society. I will build skoulz that will teach your children to become highly productive gangbangers and every child will know how to put a condom on a banana.
See?!?! Even better than de gummint!!!
S E N D - M E - Y O - M O N E Y ! !
Anybody know how to open an offshore account?
Business InformationHistory/background
The voices told me to do it.
Payment policy
Money! What else? Beads?
Shipping information
Naw, I ain't got a ship.... just a lil' row boat.
Return policy
That ain't happening.
Contact information
The third kind.
Weird.
You must really be bored to be reading this crap.
Time for you to go outside.
You really need to get some sunshine.